Script 61ze

Don’t shoe the scenes thing in the video and the italicized part is the actions done by the characters Act 1 Scene 1 Friar: (only one person in this scene) There was once in a land far, far away, where an archdeacon sent a summoner to purge the land of sinful lusty lechers. This summoner has a wide group of socialites, ranging from aristocrats to poor villagers. Scene 2 Archdeacon: Go purge the land of sin! Summoner: Yes Sir. (Turns to look at a prostitute on the street) Come here prostitute! Prostitute: Yes Sir, how may I be of assistance? Summoner: Give me a list of your clients and call even some of tour other prostitute associates over with their lists of clients. If you disobey me, you shall face the severe consequences of excommunication and a life condemned to hell. Scene 3 Friar: (you can choose to have one person in the scene or many, showing the other listeners if you want) Soon, the summoner knew the name of every lusty, lecherous man and woman of the land. He devised a plan where he pocketed the punishment money. He spread terror and panic among the people. He commanded obedience. Scene 4 Summoner: *knock on door*(Door opens and summoner smiles evilly at the person/victim) Good morning, minster. I believe you are acquainted with me for I am the great summoner of the west. Victim: (trembles) Yes sir. What can I do? I’m so sorry! Forgive me! I’ll do anything! I’m willing to pay, just don’t excommunicate me sir! Summoner: (rubs his hands greedily) Well, interest is involved… Act 2 Scene 1 Friar: (same rules as scene 3) One day, the summoner was on his way to extort a widow after he discovered that her deceased husband had called her a lecher. Hs journey took him to a remote path where he spotted a yeoman dressed in green. Scene 2 Summoner: Hello there! Yeoman: Why, hello, how do you do? Summoner: Good, and you? Yeoman: Exceptional. What brings you to such uninhabited lands, might I ask? Summoner: You see good sir; I am but a humble bailiff, serving the governor to have people pay their dues.

Yeoman: Excellent! I, myself, am a bailiff as well. Come, my friend. We shall travel together. I live just that hill. I need to set down my share of payments from others before I send this money to my governor. Summoner: But of course. It is only prudent if we do so. Scene 3 Summoner: (Enters house) You have a very extravagant abode, partner. Is this possible for a simple bailiff? Do share your secrets to a friend! Yeoman: As far as integrity goes, I have not been completely honest with you my friend. I live by extortion and theft. I am not a bailiff, but a liar and a thief. Summoner: (surprised) My good sir, I have not been honest either. I am a summoner who lives off by extortion and theft as well. I am actually a wealthy man residing in a castle off the side of the mountain. Yeoman: My true dwelling is in the dominion of hell. Summoner: Indeed. Might I ask why do you have human features? Yeoman: I assume one whenever I am on earth. Summoner: What exactly is your purpose here then, on earth? Yeoman: My friend, there’s much that you need to learn. Devils are sometimes God’s tools. You will see someday for we will meet again in hell. Act 2 Scene 1 Friar: As these two villains continued upon their journey, they came across a carter and his wagon, which happened to be stuck in the mud. Scene 2 Carter: Oh, the devil has all, both devil, cart, and hay! Summoner: The devil has all? Surely he means for you to take his possessions! Quick my man, do so, seize the opportunity! Yeoman: You are mistaken my friend. (Turns his head to the carter)Although the carter says this, he means another. Carter: You are correct sir. (Looks up to the sky) Oh father in heaven, forgive me. Hail Mary full of grace, the lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary mother of God pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. (Cart is pulled up). Behold the wonders of God! Thank you my father. Act 3 Scene 1 Friar: The summoner suggests that the yeoman continue to accompany him to the widow’s house. Scene 2 Summoner: Widow, you need to open the door at this instant! You have been charged with the intent to commit lechery and now, you must pay. You must appear before the archdeacon or you will be penalized with excommunication.

Widow: But sir, I am weak and feeble. I cannot travel to the archdeacon. Good sir, might I pay you to represent me before his Excellency? Summoner: Good idea Madame. I charge twelve pence. Widow: Twelve pence?! Sir, I am a poor widow, I do not have this kind of money! Summoner: Well, I suppose you will be excommunicated. I suppose I can have your pan for the charge that your husband is a cuckold. Widow: I am guiltless! This is absurd! I give the devil your body! Scene 3 Yeoman: You shall be in hell tonight! Summon and Yeoman both disappear with an astounded widow looking at where they left off