Funny Insults And Cockney Rhyming Slang 32523h

Cockalorum

Lickspittle

a boastful and self-important person; a strutting little fellow

a fawning subordinate; a suck-up, a butt kisser

an excessively faultfinding person

Smellfungus Snollygoster

an unprincipled but shrewd person

simpleton, fool

Ninnyhammer Mumpsimus

a stubborn person who insists on making an error in spite of being shown that it is wrong

a foolish or absentminded person

Mooncalf

"Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots." Mickey mouse= house Apples and pears= stairs Whistle and flute= suit Dog and bone= phone Trouble and strife= wife Teapot lids= kids

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. China plate= mate Jack tar= bar Pig’s ear= beer Rabbit and pork= talk Teapot lids= kids Loop de loop= soup Tommy tucker= supper Hickory dickory dock= clock

"Got to my house (mickey mouse), found my way up the stairs (apples and pears), put on my suit (whistle and flute) when the phone (dog and bone) rang. It was my wife (trouble and strife) telling me to get the kids (teapot lids)."

Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve.

"Got to my house (mickey mouse), found my way up the stairs (apples and pears), put on my suit (whistle and flute) when the phone (dog and bone) rang. It was my wife (trouble and strife) telling me to get the kids (teapot lids)."

Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve.